lying to an adoption agency

[22:49] silverheat691: zoraida
[22:49] silverheat691: are your parents cool with
[22:49] silverheat691: lying to adoption agencies?
[22:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lmao
[22:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: i dont think
[22:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: they really have a standing on it
[22:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lol
[22:52] silverheat691: lol
[22:52] silverheat691: so if
[22:52] silverheat691: ur house was called
[22:52] silverheat691: by nyc shiba rescue
[22:52] silverheat691: asking about
[22:52] silverheat691: how the karolidis family is with dogs
[22:52] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lmfao!
[22:52] foLLowtHezoraiDa: yes we'd say
[22:52] foLLowtHezoraiDa: u were angels

it makes me sad :[

[22:28] foLLowtHezoraiDa: ...lol
[22:28] foLLowtHezoraiDa: i don't it's just
[22:28] foLLowtHezoraiDa: makes me sad
[22:28] foLLowtHezoraiDa: u know?
[22:28] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lol
[22:28] silverheat691: lmao
[22:28] silverheat691: that he's happy?
[22:29] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lmao
[22:29] foLLowtHezoraiDa: yes

okay. 12.20.08. new pics

Well, viewers, our spectacular adventure began with the discovery of a mysterious restaurant, and inside we were enthralled to find a number of rare foreign delicacies like "pizza" and "pepperoni rolls." We then later encountered SnowBuddy the snowman, who clearly had nothing of importance to tell us as we passed by him on Ditmars Boulevard.




all guys need to keep them happy is pizza and tv

steven says i'm boring...

but just look at HIM!

naturally i make even this scenario an awkward and uncomfortable one

this time he actually paused for the picture before digging in

i went on in an attempt to take more pictures of him, but he was through with me by then



queen of the damned

steven's horoscope lmao

the above is an optical illusion

this was what his feet really looked like!

superzoraida. gosh, what an idiotic stance

steven's a sucker for cute furry animals


SnowBuddy, the seemingly innocent snowman

the lone stylianos walks off into the night, bringing an end to our magical adventure

cool pictures are soon to come to stupidity reflected...!

[21:49] silverheat691: lmao
[21:49] silverheat691: well we need a picture
[21:49] silverheat691: we should have a post
[21:49] silverheat691: "Cool pictures that we took"
[21:50] silverheat691: and we should have
[21:50] silverheat691: "cool" poses
[21:50] silverheat691: like both of us
[21:50] silverheat691: hands in our pockets
[21:50] silverheat691: looking out to the sky
[21:50] silverheat691: in different directions
[21:50] silverheat691: with contemplative faces
[21:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lmfaoooooooo!!!!
[21:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: we gotta get together this weekend
[21:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: solely with that in mind
[21:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lol
[21:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: but lmao i always love those looking out to the sky in different directions with contemplative faces pictures lols
[21:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: like
[21:51] foLLowtHezoraiDa: they're probably wondering where the other guy is
[21:51] silverheat691: lmao

[21:54] silverheat691: they'll be able to vote in a poll
[21:56] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lmao
[21:56] foLLowtHezoraiDa: who's prettier!
[21:56] foLLowtHezoraiDa: AHAHA
[21:56] silverheat691: lol
[21:56] silverheat691: well
[21:56] silverheat691: all the girls are gonna vote for meee
[21:57] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lmao
[21:57] foLLowtHezoraiDa: yeah cuz
[21:57] foLLowtHezoraiDa: they'll so think
[21:57] foLLowtHezoraiDa: ur gorgeous
[21:57] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lol
[21:58] silverheat691: lol
[21:58] silverheat691: and a few of the guys
[21:58] silverheat691: are gonna vote for you
[21:58] silverheat691: but i promise you
[21:58] silverheat691: my attractiveness
[21:58] silverheat691: breaks gender boundaries
[22:00] foLLowtHezoraiDa: LMAO
[22:00] foLLowtHezoraiDa: omg we should have a quote lke
[22:00] foLLowtHezoraiDa: who's prettier?
[22:00] foLLowtHezoraiDa: steven: "my attractiveness breaks gender boundaries"
[22:00] foLLowtHezoraiDa: zoraida: "oh come on people. seriously."
[22:00] silverheat691: lol
[22:01] silverheat691: ur quote should be like
[22:01] silverheat691: zoraida: "...my name's zoraida"
[22:01] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lmfaoooo
[22:01] silverheat691: people will vote for ur creative name
[22:01] foLLowtHezoraiDa: i think they'd know my name's zoraida lmao

hermaphrodites 2 xD

silverheat691 (10:57:29 PM): so
silverheat691 (10:57:39 PM): you know where the word hermaphrodite comes from?
foLLowthezoraiDa (10:57:51 PM): err
foLLowthezoraiDa (10:57:51 PM): no
foLLowthezoraiDa (10:57:52 PM): lol
silverheat691 (10:58:08 PM): lol
silverheat691 (10:58:10 PM): well
silverheat691 (10:58:24 PM): the ancient greek gods
silverheat691 (10:58:26 PM): hermes
silverheat691 (10:58:28 PM): and aphrodite
silverheat691 (10:58:33 PM): had a son
foLLowthezoraiDa (10:58:33 PM): lol
silverheat691 (10:58:39 PM): hermaphroditus
foLLowthezoraiDa (10:58:44 PM): lmao
silverheat691 (10:58:50 PM): so obviously u see where the name comes from
silverheat691 (10:58:52 PM): now
silverheat691 (10:58:56 PM): this son
silverheat691 (10:58:57 PM): he was
silverheat691 (10:59:01 PM): extremely beautiful
silverheat691 (10:59:04 PM): and gorgeous
foLLowthezoraiDa (10:59:07 PM): lmaooo
silverheat691 (10:59:08 PM): so this nymph lol
silverheat691 (10:59:17 PM): she saw him and was overpowered by lust
silverheat691 (10:59:20 PM): but he rejected her
silverheat691 (10:59:30 PM): so one day
silverheat691 (10:59:44 PM): when he was in like a pool or pond or something lol
silverheat691 (10:59:47 PM): she springs out
silverheat691 (10:59:51 PM): grabs onto him
silverheat691 (11:00:01 PM): and starts kissing and touching his breast and all
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:00:08 PM): O_O lmao
silverheat691 (11:00:17 PM): and while he's trying to get her off
silverheat691 (11:00:28 PM): she asks the gods to put them together forever
silverheat691 (11:00:41 PM): so they make them one, which means he is now a he/she
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:00:56 PM): O_ooooo
silverheat691 (11:00:57 PM): he/she then cursed the lake because he didnt want this to happen
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:01:09 PM): but half of him/her did xD
silverheat691 (11:01:12 PM): lmao yes
silverheat691 (11:01:15 PM): anyway so whoever would step in it
silverheat691 (11:01:17 PM): would become both sexes
silverheat691 (11:01:21 PM): and that's the story
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:01:27 PM): sooo
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:01:34 PM): ciara
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:01:39 PM): swam in this pool?
silverheat691 (11:01:46 PM): no
silverheat691 (11:01:54 PM): someone took some water and splashed her
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:00 PM): lmaoooo
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:08 PM): and shes like nooo -melts into floor-
silverheat691 (11:02:10 PM): getting vengeance after she stuck it to her man
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:17 PM): lmao
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:22 PM): wow.
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:25 PM): lol
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:30 PM): that's...crazy
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:31 PM): lol
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:39 PM): gee i wonderr
silverheat691 (11:02:41 PM): lol
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:42 PM): nahh
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:02:51 PM): hey steven
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:03:04 PM): would it be weird if i said that i thought at one point that michael was very pretty? lmao
silverheat691 (11:03:24 PM): when?
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:03:32 PM): hmm let's see
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:03:37 PM): all of 7th grade and 8th grade...?
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:03:39 PM): lmao
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:05:14 PM): this story just reminded me of him
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:05:17 PM): and i wondered
silverheat691 (11:05:19 PM): lol
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:05:19 PM): how he would react
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:05:27 PM): if we suddenly blended together
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:05:36 PM): he never would be able to get rid of me then -malicious smile-
silverheat691 (11:05:56 PM): lmao
silverheat691 (11:05:58 PM): zoraida
silverheat691 (11:06:05 PM): are u suggesting
silverheat691 (11:06:07 PM): that
silverheat691 (11:06:16 PM): you would ambush michael
silverheat691 (11:06:23 PM): hold onto his breast
silverheat691 (11:06:36 PM): and kiss and caress him madly
silverheat691 (11:06:45 PM): praying to the olympians
silverheat691 (11:07:05 PM): that u two would be together for the rest of eternity?
foLLowthezoraiDa (11:07:16 PM): ...hey it's just a suggestion

hermaphrodites

foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:52:33 PM): ooooohhhh copy and pastee
silverheat691 (9:52:36 PM): lol
silverheat691 (9:52:47 PM): it's a picture
silverheat691 (9:52:55 PM): of the portuguese soccer players that michael has crushes on
foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:53:17 PM): lmao
foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:53:22 PM): they're guys too, aren't they?
silverheat691 (9:53:34 PM): no
silverheat691 (9:53:35 PM): theyre hermaphrodites
foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:53:44 PM): lmao!
silverheat691 (9:53:44 PM): and one of them is a woman
foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:53:53 PM): lmaoooo
foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:53:54 PM): ...wow
silverheat691 (9:54:01 PM): no no, they're all men
silverheat691 (9:54:06 PM): OF COURSE THEY'RE MEN YOU IDIOT
silverheat691 (9:54:07 PM): lol
silverheat691 (9:54:13 PM): i cant believe u asked
silverheat691 (9:54:18 PM): they're guys too, arent theyy
silverheat691 (9:54:19 PM): lmao
foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:54:26 PM): LMAO OH
foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:54:27 PM): ...ok
foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:54:30 PM): well i was just
foLLowtHezoraiDa (9:54:34 PM): makin surree

steven got a dog

silverheat691 (9:48:10 PM): guess what i have
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:48:17 PM): hair, i hope?
silverheat691 (9:48:25 PM): lol well yes
silverheat691 (9:48:29 PM): but what i just got
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:49:28 PM): what?
silverheat691 (9:49:37 PM): guess damnit
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:50:12 PM): umm
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:50:15 PM): a GIRLFRIEND!
silverheat691 (9:50:29 PM): no silly, i usually have those
silverheat691 (9:50:32 PM): this is something rare
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:51:58 PM): lol
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:00 PM): hmmm
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:11 PM): pandora's box?
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:19 PM): the cure to aids?
silverheat691 (9:52:19 PM): u dumbass
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:23 PM): lmao
silverheat691 (9:52:26 PM): i showed you the box two weeks ago
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:30 PM): lmaoo
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:32 PM): oh right
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:34 PM): that was fun.
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:42 PM): we almost blew up the world.
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:44 PM): anyway
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:45 PM): lol
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:52:46 PM): what is it?
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:54:22 PM): i have limited time cmon lol
silverheat691 (9:57:19 PM): wait
silverheat691 (9:57:21 PM): lol
silverheat691 (9:57:23 PM): a dog
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:57:29 PM): ohhh really?!
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:57:33 PM): sweeet
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:57:36 PM): name it zoraida
silverheat691 (9:57:36 PM): yes lmao
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:57:41 PM): lol
silverheat691 (9:57:41 PM): it's a boy
silverheat691 (9:57:44 PM): oneeee sec
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:57:46 PM): name it zoraido
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:57:48 PM): lol
silverheat691 (9:59:07 PM): okay
silverheat691 (9:59:11 PM): lol
silverheat691 (9:59:18 PM): it's kielbasa
silverheat691 (9:59:19 PM): lmao
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:59:25 PM): lmaooooo

silverheat691 (9:59:34 PM): u know
foLLowthezoraiDa (9:59:35 PM): i bet u googled "exotic names from zimbabwe" or something lol
silverheat691 (9:59:39 PM): lmao no
silverheat691 (9:59:44 PM): it's polish sausage




strange man of many chins posing with kielbasa

that retarded bag thing

silverheat691 (7:23:43 PM): actually
silverheat691 (7:23:46 PM): i saw michael today
silverheat691 (7:23:48 PM): afterschool
silverheat691 (7:23:51 PM): waiting for the bus
silverheat691 (7:23:58 PM): while u and muaz were going to get pizza
silverheat691 (7:24:05 PM): someone was alone and looking.......
silverheat691 (7:24:20 PM): he later started looking at me, possibly hoping for the chance
silverheat691 (7:24:32 PM): that i would go on the bus with him
silverheat691 (7:26:25 PM): he was the one
silverheat691 (7:26:29 PM): alone and looking
silverheat691 (7:26:32 PM): with his glasses
silverheat691 (7:26:37 PM): in his shorts
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:26:39 PM): lmao
silverheat691 (7:26:44 PM): wearing that retarded bag thing
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:26:49 PM): LMAOOOO

Mathematics

foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:06:26 PM): IT'S TOO GOD DAMN COMPLICATED
silverheat691 (7:06:30 PM): lmao
silverheat691 (7:06:36 PM): u should've seen the work
silverheat691 (7:06:38 PM): i had for that one
silverheat691 (7:06:42 PM): ALLLLLLL CROSSED OUT
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:15 PM): lmao yes i sat down and looked at the problem first
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:17 PM): and im like
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:19 PM): well....
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:22 PM): -scribbles scribbles-
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:26 PM): and then when im done
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:31 PM): i had completely factored it!
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:35 PM): but then im like
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:36 PM): ...its longer than it was.
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:51 PM): then im like, oh we had to simplify it...
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:07:52 PM): hm.
silverheat691 (7:07:58 PM): lmao
silverheat691 (7:08:05 PM): wow
silverheat691 (7:08:06 PM): ur so smart
foLLowtHezoraiDa (7:08:09 PM): lmao

...

silverheat691 (8:05:40 PM): zoraida
silverheat691 (8:05:51 PM): am i supposed to mix the oreo pudding?
silverheat691 (8:05:59 PM): or like eat it in the layers
foLLowtHezoraiDa (8:06:03 PM): um
foLLowtHezoraiDa (8:06:09 PM): oreo pudding?
foLLowtHezoraiDa (8:06:13 PM): lmao
foLLowtHezoraiDa (8:06:40 PM): well assuming its a pudding with oreos...
foLLowtHezoraiDa (8:06:50 PM): i guess its whatever your preference is
silverheat691 (8:06:53 PM): yea
foLLowtHezoraiDa (8:06:57 PM): lol
foLLowtHezoraiDa (8:07:08 PM): that was nice.

constipatedd

silverheat691 (10:43:36 PM): CON
silverheat691 (10:43:40 PM): CONST
silverheat691 (10:43:46 PM): CONSTI
silverheat691 (10:43:52 PM): CONSTIPATED
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:43:53 PM): lol
silverheat691 (10:44:01 PM): *moves head away*
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:44:03 PM): lmaoooo
silverheat691 (10:44:08 PM): *head pulls back*
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:44:11 PM): lmaooooo
silverheat691 (10:44:16 PM): *begins involuntarily shouting*
silverheat691 (10:44:18 PM): CONS
silverheat691 (10:44:20 PM): CONSTI
silverheat691 (10:44:21 PM): CON...
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:44:25 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
silverheat691 (10:44:26 PM): CONSTIPATED
silverheat691 (10:44:31 PM): CONSTIPATED
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:44:33 PM): HAHAHAHHAHA

"If I got kidnapped raped and they found my body somewhere..."

foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:14:56 PM): steven...if u hear on the news that i was walking home from a party
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:15:05 PM): and i got kidnapped raped and they found my body somewhere
silverheat691 (10:15:12 PM): lmao
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:15:16 PM): can u please call my number
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:15:19 PM): and tell my folks
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:15:25 PM): that im sorry that i didnt listen to themmmm
silverheat691 (10:15:28 PM): lol
silverheat691 (10:15:29 PM): no
silverheat691 (10:15:33 PM): i'll tell them that
silverheat691 (10:15:34 PM): ...
silverheat691 (10:15:36 PM): u escaped
silverheat691 (10:15:40 PM): to canada
silverheat691 (10:15:45 PM): because of the war
silverheat691 (10:16:04 PM): and when they ask which one, i shall nuke their neighborhood
silverheat691 (10:16:06 PM): is that good?
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:20:14 PM): eh?
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:20:19 PM): um no
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:20:22 PM): lol
silverheat691 (10:20:25 PM): pshh
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:20:26 PM): but if u really want to
silverheat691 (10:20:29 PM): oh
silverheat691 (10:20:32 PM): lol
foLLowtHezoraiDa (10:21:13 PM): lol

Enormous Girths

[19:30] silverheat691: There were three obese children who lived in a small house together. Their parents condoned their extreme fatness for they feared that their children would soon usurp the ruling household position due to their enormous girth. Fortunately for them, the children were reviled at their school and their spirits were kept down. On an auspicious occasion one day, the parents had discovered the name of a credible dietician who would hopefully complete the arduous task presented to him by the gargantuan children. When they had arrived at his office the next day, his cherubic smile made them feel right at home. Unfortunately, he was attempting to hoodwink the poor parents. After a long discussion about the current lifestyles being led by their little titans, the dietician had managed to pilfer much change from their pockets, including the number of a woman with whom the husband was apparently carrying on the affair. The dietician had also noticed that his wife was a chain smoker; disgusted by these behaviors, he resolved instead to rectify their situation by coming to their house and terminating the many problems the family had. When he arrived at the house, he witnissed an amazing event. Upon arrival, he had discovered the parents attempting to exorcise demons in their youngest gluttonus child. Before their long explanation he saw coming, he offered to abridge the story and simply say that they had problems.
[19:30] silverheat691: The parents did not dissent from this summary, and immediately began begging for help like paupers in the street. The dietician took pity on them and quickly fabricated an exercise and diet plan for the three beasts. Forcing them to become solid adherents to said plan, he saw them losing dozens of pounds within weeks. He also set out to help the parents now that the children were under control. Fearing that the wife would maraude her husband should she find out he's cheating, he chose to first speak to him. During the discussion, he found out that the husband was oblivious to his wife's chain smoking habits. Surprised that such an eminent occurance could be so well hid, he also set out to talk to her as well. He found her in the middle of an altercation between herself; smoking had began to take its toll.
[19:30] silverheat691: He grabbed her to restrain her from herself and then realized she was fated to fall to a number of psychological problems from some memories that had been surpressed by her smoking. In a final effort, he brought her forcibly to a Barnes and Noble and commanded her to look in the self-help isle. As torturous as this was, it seemed to fix the rift between her seventy three personalities and she began to see the light. Upon this viewing of light, her now faithful husband and children with a 'semblance of t.v. stars instead of bears entered, and all was well. The dieticians work was done, however he was later convicted of larceny when the family had realized that he had stolen about two hundred thousand dollars. Despite the minor economic inconvienience, the family had at last come together. All was well.
[19:30] silverheat691: read. lol sorry i had to make it real small
[19:30] follow the zoraida: lol its k
[19:31] follow the zoraida: was this like a vocabulary assignment or something lol
[19:31] silverheat691: lol yea

deep thoughts.

[22:03] foLLowtHezoraiDa: it kinda said
[22:03] foLLowtHezoraiDa: that nothing would ever destroy us
[22:03] foLLowtHezoraiDa: but ourselves...
[22:03] silverheat691: that's the fate of humanity lol
[22:04] silverheat691: we're masachists
[22:04] foLLowtHezoraiDa: lol
[22:04] foLLowtHezoraiDa: indeed...
[22:04] silverheat691: zoraida
[22:04] silverheat691: who would believe
[22:04] silverheat691: that Rome
[22:04] silverheat691: built upon the conquest of the whole world
[22:04] silverheat691: would itself fall to the ground?
[22:05] foLLowtHezoraiDa: wow.
[22:05] foLLowtHezoraiDa: that was
[22:05] foLLowtHezoraiDa: very deep.
[22:05] silverheat691: lol
[22:05] silverheat691: it's from my global textbook