Enormous Girths

[19:30] silverheat691: There were three obese children who lived in a small house together. Their parents condoned their extreme fatness for they feared that their children would soon usurp the ruling household position due to their enormous girth. Fortunately for them, the children were reviled at their school and their spirits were kept down. On an auspicious occasion one day, the parents had discovered the name of a credible dietician who would hopefully complete the arduous task presented to him by the gargantuan children. When they had arrived at his office the next day, his cherubic smile made them feel right at home. Unfortunately, he was attempting to hoodwink the poor parents. After a long discussion about the current lifestyles being led by their little titans, the dietician had managed to pilfer much change from their pockets, including the number of a woman with whom the husband was apparently carrying on the affair. The dietician had also noticed that his wife was a chain smoker; disgusted by these behaviors, he resolved instead to rectify their situation by coming to their house and terminating the many problems the family had. When he arrived at the house, he witnissed an amazing event. Upon arrival, he had discovered the parents attempting to exorcise demons in their youngest gluttonus child. Before their long explanation he saw coming, he offered to abridge the story and simply say that they had problems.
[19:30] silverheat691: The parents did not dissent from this summary, and immediately began begging for help like paupers in the street. The dietician took pity on them and quickly fabricated an exercise and diet plan for the three beasts. Forcing them to become solid adherents to said plan, he saw them losing dozens of pounds within weeks. He also set out to help the parents now that the children were under control. Fearing that the wife would maraude her husband should she find out he's cheating, he chose to first speak to him. During the discussion, he found out that the husband was oblivious to his wife's chain smoking habits. Surprised that such an eminent occurance could be so well hid, he also set out to talk to her as well. He found her in the middle of an altercation between herself; smoking had began to take its toll.
[19:30] silverheat691: He grabbed her to restrain her from herself and then realized she was fated to fall to a number of psychological problems from some memories that had been surpressed by her smoking. In a final effort, he brought her forcibly to a Barnes and Noble and commanded her to look in the self-help isle. As torturous as this was, it seemed to fix the rift between her seventy three personalities and she began to see the light. Upon this viewing of light, her now faithful husband and children with a 'semblance of t.v. stars instead of bears entered, and all was well. The dieticians work was done, however he was later convicted of larceny when the family had realized that he had stolen about two hundred thousand dollars. Despite the minor economic inconvienience, the family had at last come together. All was well.
[19:30] silverheat691: read. lol sorry i had to make it real small
[19:30] follow the zoraida: lol its k
[19:31] follow the zoraida: was this like a vocabulary assignment or something lol
[19:31] silverheat691: lol yea